What if the answer is to stop begging our overlords to be altruistic and start expecting more actual, objective, practical selfishness?
ChatGPT is here to burn our crops, curdle our milk, seduce our lovers and corrupt our youth. That's it, that's the subtitle.

February 2023

Why I care so much about this holiday, which is not a Hallmark holiday in the least, and in fact, is much, much cooler than most things.
On the Future Nature and Content of the Thrillingly Exciting Paid Tier

January 2023

That thing where I die inside whilst telling you I worked last year and trying to pretend like this stuff is way less important to a working writer's…
So you've opened your heart to radical empathy and recognized the deep, sacred humanity in every living being you connect with online...but what about…

December 2022

A brief postscript to a viral essay
Hello beautiful people who decided to support me here because you are amazing miracle humans. Thank you, I cannot say thank you enough. I am typing this…
I bet you're wondering how we got here...
An old, old short story no one's seen before, unearthed from the Deep Archives
The main place I am right now is Australia. Western Australia is open to Christmas being a thing you can travel to for the first time since COVID…

November 2022

Thoughts on Andor, Certain Exogorths, and the Folkloric Cycle